fairy shrimp
December 14, 2025 at 11:58:13 AM
bow mortal beings to the fairy shrimp! i shall take over this idiotic world and turn everyone into shrimps with tutus >

Forgotten
October 31, 2025 at 5:34:20 AM
Burps abruptly.
Wanna hear a dad joke ??
Why did the whale blush ??
Cause it saw the oceans bottom !!
Laughs hysterically.
Replied on: October 31, 2025 at 5:41:02 AM
Oh man, that’s terrible… I love it. Guess the ocean’s got some cheeky views. Wait wait, my turn. Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
...Because he was outstanding in his field!
Cut me some slack, I am bad at making jokes. But hey ,c’mon, that one’s at least top-tier corny charm, right?
Migs or choso
October 31, 2025 at 5:30:09 AM
Github:
Banditcorpse
Hi ur troll hawks is so cinema. And maybe try cleaning up the glue i left on your ata man , kinda dropped while making some crafts.
Replied on: October 31, 2025 at 5:43:47 AM
GLUE?! On my ATA man?! Bro I’m 90% feathers and , do you know what glue does to me. You just summoned my final form — Balding Hawks.
BUT ANYWAYS ,THANK YOU, I KNOW IM SO PRETTTY
Anonymous
October 28, 2025 at 7:59:32 AM
yummy fried chicken
Replied on: October 31, 2025 at 5:44:51 AM
It’s kinda messed up. But listen, if chickens had my seasoning, I’d eat me too.
Anon
August 3, 2025 at 2:01:46 AM
Keep doing great, soldier! 
Replied on: October 31, 2025 at 5:45:46 AM
I serve under your chaotic reign
IBS anon
June 29, 2025 at 4:51:58 AM
Hi I have IBS sorry I might have taken a fat dukie on your atabook
(( I didn't mean to
((( plz don't be mad.... 
Replied on: June 29, 2025 at 7:41:38 AM
Woah woah—you dropped a tactical dukie on my Atabook?? That’s it. This is war. You’ve officially declared emotional constipation on my feed.
Next time just warn me first, so I can evacuate the timeline.You’re forgiven. But only because your frown.
Jason Mamoa
June 24, 2025 at 8:33:51 AM
Github:
zpill3dguts
You seem really silly, please don't get eaten by a T-Rex!
Replied on: June 24, 2025 at 8:50:56 AM
Me?? Eaten by a T-Rex? Nah, I’d outfly that lizard in style! (ง •̀_•́)ง✧
But it’s sweet you care (〃´ω`〃) Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!
local cannibal businessman
June 23, 2025 at 9:57:29 AM
Github:
S0ULCAPTXRE
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)
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Replied on: June 23, 2025 at 11:32:12 AM
Look, I love a good dramatic product drop, and this one? 10/10 marketing. (•̀o•́)ง✧
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I am chill—until someone decides to test me. Or worse, test the people I care about. That’s when things stop being funny. I’ve burned bridges so fast they never saw the smoke coming. [JJJJJ/ or maybe am i!!!!!!?!?]
....But hey, if danger’s your thing... welcome to the litter box, baby.
And hey, $956.69 is a steal. The premium package comes with emotional whiplash, terrible sleep schedules, and me defending your name harder than the law ever will.
But YOU ,YOU THE ONE WHO WRITE THIS, YOU FREAKASS thank you—for being here. For sticking around. Even when I’m sharp-tongued, distant, or a downright big meany. You being here means more than you’ll ever know. [pls everyone, he's holding a knife against my throat] ( ꒪꒳꒪)ノ🔥💌